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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
. Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe! 
Tech Support
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on Oct 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
This is hilarious! Thanks!
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on Dec 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 am
Great joke, loved the ‘mother in low’ bit .
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on Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Very nice information. Thanks for this.
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on Mar 15th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Finally something new for me to learn and bookmark. Hey thanks again, I am already subscribed. You can contact me if you need to.
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on Apr 5th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Hi Petra,
“Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance…”
This is a serious condition and if continued can lead to a system crash. We highly recommend either ‘New Father’ program assault or ‘Father Again’ Program stabilizer to be installed to Husband 1.0 immediately. It has worked very well with our other clients with similar conditions.
Tech Support No.2
(a.k.a Peter Lee)
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Petra Weiss Reply:
April 5th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Hi Peter,
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